What's Next For "Megxit"? 13 Predictions from Yours Truly

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        Everyone is talking about the latest scandal shaking up London: Megxit! In other words, the surprising departure of Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle from the Royal Family. This regal phenomenon brings up so many questions, including the million-dollar question: What's next for the Duke and Duchess of Sussex! Well, I'm not a royal expert, but I can see the future! Want proof? I predicted the end of The Umbrella Academy. Not enough? Okay. I figured out that Kate was going to name her son after her dad on This Is Us. Still not convincing? I knew all along that Trump was getting impeached (everyone knew that actually).
        
        Here are thirteen things, that if you live in 2030 (Congratulations! You saved the world before the United Nations' Sustainable Development Goal deadline!), you will be surprised to hear about the Sussexes.

1. No money from Harry's relatives, they're GROWN NOW!


       Just because he's from a rich family doesn't mean he will have to borrow any of their money. Harry and Meghan aren't kids anymore! They need to monetize (that is get money from) their life. Get a job, invest in companies, sell items, stuff grown-ups do. After all, they did say they would be "financially independent".

2. Canadians WON'T pay for their security

         Since this news spread to Canada (as the Commonwealth member we are), there has been talk on who will pay for Harry and Meghan's security. Although so many believe that Canadians like me will have part of their tax go to security, that won't be the case in my opinion. Why make the royal family an expense? That's bananas! Instead, they should pay (Remember #1?). It makes total sense.

3. They will live in the Six (Oh-Four)


        Sure, Toronto is an option for the couple (since Meghan herself has spent many years there as an actress, and even befriended her maid-in-honour there), but lately, the two have been spotted in BC. Could this mean something? Uh, yeah, other than the fact that the province has tried to be like Britain. Specifically, they have been spotted in Vancouver Island and Vancouver (Wow! I'm more excited just thinking about it!) over the past while. Vancouver is an expensive city; fortunately, that won't be a problem for the famous couple. Moreover, we rarely get snow, mainly rain, so weather conditions will be comfortable for them. Can't wait to hear more updates of their settlement!

4. Meghan will be the next Princess Tiana (no I don't mean Diana)


        Remember that Lion King remake? Of course you do. In case you didn't know, Harry and Meghan actually attended the premiere. Not too long ago, footage from that day was released of Harry discussing with Disney CEO Robert Iger. "You know, Meghan loves voice-over!", he basically told Bob Disney. This apparently corresponds with the rumours that Meghan signed a deal with Disney (I originally thought it was for either a Disney Nature film or ABC drama). Maybe, just maybe, this voice-over business means more as in...a movie about a girl who marries a prince and leaves the kingdom with him so they can live a normal life in the suburbs with their children (that will be so much better than Cinderella). Thanks to her, more Disney movies will increase in diverse representation (they do already).

5. Harry won't be in line anymore


        Before this revelation, Prince Harry was sixth-in-line to the throne. And all this discussion about the removal of him and Meghan's titles got me thinking: What if they could be completely stripped off their titles and leave the line? If Harry and son Archie were no longer sixth and seventh in line respectively, these will be the first twenty in line:

1. Charles
2. William
3. George
4. Charlotte
5. Louis
6. Anne
7. Peter
8. Savannah
9. Isla
10. Zara
11. Mia
12. Lena
13. Andrew
14. Beatrice
15. Eugenie
16. Edward
17. Louise
18. James

Wait a second...that's only eighteen.

6. Archie's getting a baby sister!

        In an interview, Prince Harry has revealed that to save the planet, he and Meghan plan on having two children "maximum".  This could either mean another son for the couple. Or it could possibly their only daughter! Fun fact: while Meghan was pregnant with Archie, I was crossing my fingers that she'd have a girl. Luckily, if they get pregnant again, I'm pretty confident that they'll have a girl this time and name her Diane! Either way, Archie will have to be a good big brother when that second child is born. What am I saying? They'll get along just fine! 

7. Doria's coming too...


        Meghan's mom Doria Ragland has been a big supporter of her daughter's relationship with Harry. Now that they're married and potentially moving to Canada, it seems like Doria might want to join them. Not necessarily in the same house, but still not too far from them. That way, she can visit her grandson Archie and babysit him while his parents go out to a fancy Metro Vancouver restaurant (not to be specific).

8. ...but Thomas is not.

        Meanwhile, Meghan's dad Thomas Markle has implied that he's on the other side of the fence. Shortly before his daughter married the Prince of Wales' younger son, Thomas was accused of staging photos of himself brushing up on British culture. Then it was confirmed that the Prince of Wales himself, Charles, would walk Meghan down the aisle. So due to her father's absence from her wedding with Harry, there's no doubt that Meghan won't let him come along. The family drama continues! DUN. DUN. DUN!

9. Charles will be king...pretty soon.

        I have no further comment. That one is definitely obvious.

10. Diana's legacy will live on.


        The impact that Harry's late mom had would pass through her offspring, in a good way. R.I.P. Princess Diana Spencer: 1961-1997.

11. Move over Bill and Melinda, 'cause Sussex Enterprises is coming!


        Yeah, that's right (though I do respect the Gates family for their charitable work and humongous income, and check out my post about TerraPower too). I have a feeling, from the bottom of my heart, that these two may become successful entrepreneurs, and start their own billion-dollar enterprise! After all, they do have the money to do it, right?

12. Meghan will move up to the title of...

        Executive Producer, while still being an actress (Wait, did I say still?!). After all, she does have the money to do it, right?

13. When cute little baby Archie grows up...


        He'll forget who his parents really are, as he's too little to remember. But his parents will tell him stories, and claim them to be "fictional" UNTILL HE SEES THE BIOPICS LIFETIME DID ABOUT HIS PARENTS! "Is this real?", Archie will say, "Because these actors look just you." And Harry will respond, "Oh, Archie, they've portrayed your mother and I so inaccurately." Then, Meghan will cut in and say, "I should have told you this sooner, sweetie, but before I married your father, I was an actress." Archie: "Is that really you in the movie, mom?" Meghan (to Harry): "He doesn't get it, does he?" Harry: "Let him be, he's only twelve. Hey, do you know if my dad is king yet?"

And...I pulled off a Trevor Noah, which he always gets applause for.

Stay tuned, because I may tell you if my so-called "premonitions" have came true.

*Disclaimer: The photos used in this article were taken directly from the Internet without permission. If any of these photos are yours, PLEASE DON'T SUE ME! I am a teenage blogger who does not work for a commercial enterprise. End. Of. Story.*

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UPDATE (March 17, 2020)! Disney changed their CEO to yet another Robert, Canadians have actually been paying for the Royals' security, and tabloids are saying that Meghan Markle might do an Avengers-esque superhero film (yet I don't believe tabloids). No update on if the Sussexes are out of the line after March 31(or what ten-month-old Archie looks like). Also the Queen is is self-quarantine weeks after the virus spreads to the UK. I will put breaking royal news on this post from now on (if it's about Harry and Meghan). For now, I still predict they will move to my homeland, a.k.a the 604!

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